AISubs v3.7
I don't like it!
Well, when you want to move from one place to another, you go by car, don't you?
And then you say to the people there,
It would be faster if you came by plane!
I've said that once.
Oh, you have.
Yes.
I went to Osaka-town in Tokyo by bullet train.
It would be faster if you came by plane!
Hmm...
Shut up!
I thought like that.
But I felt like I was wasting a lot of time.
But you want to move by various vehicles, don't you?
So, I'd like you to tell me where you spend the least time.
What?
I mean...
Even if you go by car...
Even if you go by plane...
Even if you go by bullet train...
If you go to the same place at the same time,
you won't be able to say anything.
Oh, you're right.
You go to three good places at the same time.
Let's say you have a point where you can get there at the same time.
Let's say you gather there for six hours.
It's a waste of six hours.
All of you, right?
Yes.
This time, I'd like you to find that "time paradox point"
and tell me what you're good at.
There's something in common.
I'd like you to compete against me.
Car! Airplane! Bullet train!
"Time paradox point"!
Wheelwork!
That's a good sign.
It's a wheelwork battle.
We're divided into two teams.
Each of us will catch up one by one.
The team that leaves the studio first and says,
"Here's the "time paradox point"!
You can look it up as much as you like.
The team with less "time paradox points" wins.
So we're going to waste our time.
That's a perfect number of people.
I don't think this is something only public transport can do.
Public transport can only do V6.
Can airplanes use airports other than Nagoya?
It's already the shortest.
Centrair or Nagoya Prefectural Airport?
It's the same.
You can use public transport from there.
The rest of the train and airplane team will take a taxi.
Are trains not Shinkansen?
Are they also freight trains?
Yes, they are.
Freight trains are also...
Please drive at the fastest speed.
If you think it's too fast, please stop.
The rest of the team will take a taxi.
We'll decide our schedule today and leave tomorrow, right?
Yes.
You can start anytime you like, right?
We have three people on this side and three people on the other side.
But we've already decided our roles.
So let's start our strategy meeting.
Yes!
We're going to have a meeting, right?
Yes!
A meeting?
Why are you standing up?
I can't do it if I'm sitting down!
You can't do it?
I think cars are the best, but where are you from?
You said V6 cars are good.
I said airplanes and Shinkansen, and I'm from Shinkansen.
I'm Shinkansen.
I'm an airplane.
Where do you usually stand?
Let's say it together.
Let's say it intuitively.
Ready, set...
Yamanashi!
Kyoto, Yamanashi, Osaka...
Airplanes take up less time to leave.
Airplanes are the most...
Airplanes are the most... "Oh, I don't want to waste my time!"
Of course, cars are the slowest.
Cars move at 160 km/h.
You're right.
You'll be pushed back by an airplane again.
The closer you are, the smaller the difference.
If you want to win, you have to be close.
You're right.
You have to aim for a record of three and a half hours.
What's so fun about you?
[What's so fun about you?]
Let me look it up.
- Let me look it up. - Can you sit down and look it up?
- Ishikawa Prefecture. - Ishikawa.
This is really good.
Komatsu Airport is really good, isn't it?
This is from either Osaka, Ishikawa, or Shizuoka.
Komatsu Airport.
Three hours and twenty-three minutes by car.
Three hours and thirty-six minutes by train.
- It looks like it. - It looks like it.
Let's move the car to a place where it might take some time.
Wait a minute.
Can you move the car a little closer?
Can you move it away from the station?
Can you move it between the airport and the station?
The problem is that there might be a plane.
I think it's Aomori, Iwate, Yamagata, Niigata, Izumo, Kochi, Fukuoka, and Aso.
If we go to Izumo, won't we miss it?
There's no bullet train in Shima.
There's a lot of time in Hiroshima.
If we take a plane and wait for it at the airport, we might get a chance.
Oh, it's Oda. It's just right.
If it's a car, it's four hours. If it's a train, it's four hours.
It's just right if we put this in the ambulance.
Look, look.
It's a taxi to get there at 6:23.
If we take a taxi within 20 minutes of landing, Shibayu and I will probably make it in a car.
If we take a 30-minute break, Mushi-san and I will make it in a car.
The conditions have been set.
Wow!
For some reason, my bike is being checked at the station.
I'm going to run to the station at the same speed as my bike.
Shibayu and I will take a taxi within 20 minutes of landing.
Mushi-san and I will take a 30-minute break and make it in a car.
If we take a taxi within 11:26 of landing, we will make it in a car at Oda at 18:23.
Who is the toughest?
Mushi-san, isn't it?
It's been about seven hours since we got to the airport.
I'm the one who waits at the airport, aren't I?
Wait a minute.
From Nagoya Station to Hiroshima Station, it's still a bullet train.
Even if we arrive at Hiroshima Station, it's still before 3 o'clock.
From there, we will change trains within seven minutes at a place we don't know at all.
It's a three-hour bus.
Don't underestimate this time.
If you make a mistake, I'll kill you.
Maybe it's me.
It's a three-hour bus.
It's a bullet train from Hiroshima.
Let's win.
Let's win!
- Jibeta Team. - Jibeta Team. - Yes.
- First up, "My Car". - Yes.
- "My Airplane". - "Train".
- It's a good idea to look for good airplanes first. - That's right, there's a lot of them.
- Basically, you can get anywhere in Japan in about an hour and a half. - That's right.
- First, "Nearby Airports". - I think Niigata is a good choice.
- It takes about 6 hours to get to Niigata Airport by car. - It does.
- Nagano Prefecture. - Yes, Nagano is...
- Nagano takes about 5 hours. - It's just above Nagano.
- If it's Nagano, it might be slower by train. - If it's by train, it takes about 3 hours to get to Nagano Station.
- There's only big cities in the central area. - That's right.
- Big cities use the Shinkansen a lot faster. - It's fast.
- If it's Nagoya Airport... - Aomori, Kanamaki, Yamagata, Niigata, Izumo, Kochi, Fukuoka...
- If you go above Nagano... - Yes.
- It takes about 4 and a half hours to get there. - I see.
- If you get off at Niigata... - It takes a lot of time.
- It's just above Hakuba. - Is it "Myoukou" by any chance?
- "Myoukou"! - It's snowing like crazy!
- If you can drive... - It's 4 and a half hours by car.
- If you go from here to Nagoya Airport... - It's one hour.
- If you go from here to Niigata Airport in 2 and a half hours...
It takes 360 minutes to go from the studio to Nihon-gi and it takes 310 minutes to go from Higashi-okazaki station to Nihon-gi.
It takes one hour to go from the studio to Ken-ei Nagoya and it takes two hours to go from Ken-ei Nagoya to Niigata Airport and it takes 330 minutes to go from Niigata Airport to Nihon-gi.
It's natural for me to take a little break on the way.
It's amazing!
It takes about two hours to go from Niigata Airport to Nihon-gi by taxi.
We're on the right track.
Wow, it's snowing.
It's 100% rain tomorrow and it's snowing today.
I see.
Wow, it's snowing right now.
If the weather gets better, it might snow here, but it might snow in the weather.
Yeah, it's possible.
I don't think it's going to snow that much at high speed.
It's going to snow in Nihon-gi.
It's a little better than Aichi and Nagano.
Myoukou Park.
Oh, that's better than Aichi.
I think so.
It takes two hours and fourteen minutes by taxi from Niigata Airport to Nihon-gi and it takes 330 minutes to go from Nihon-gi to Nagano.
It's 10:59 in Nihon-gi right now.
Oh, it's not bad.
It's not bad so far.
It might be Nihon-ki Park.
Wow!
I think we can take a picture of it.
It's going to snow.
It's going to snow, right?
It's going to snow.
It's going to snow, right?
I don't think it's going to snow right now.
If me and the taxi driver drive safely, it won't be a problem.
We might be late if we leave now.
We might be late even today.
We might be late.
Shall we do our best?
Yes.
Dismissed!
Let's go!
We won!
We won.
It was tough.
Speaking of which,
we've mentioned the paradox of time.
It's a match with those ghosters.
Yes.
We don't know what strategy we'll use.
We'll go first.
Yes.
Wow, it's shaking.
Wow, I've seen it somewhere before. I've used it.
Let's go forward. Let's go forward.
Good morning.
Two minutes until we go to Shimane.
Hm?
To Shimane?
We're leaving in two minutes.
If they're not here now, it doesn't seem like Shimane.
It should be in this bottle.
We died in one mistake.
Mushi-san came out like this.
Shibayu and I are going east.
It's okay if we get there in 20 minutes.
So we're going to walk.
Let's go!
We barely made it.
30... 36 minutes.
We barely made it.
Let's go.
Why are you wearing sandals?
Why?
We're going to Nagoya.
Now, the car team, Mushi-Megane, is driving at high speed.
We're driving safely.
My car is very expensive, so it has a navigation system.
I entered Shimane Prefecture's Odashi station in the navigation system.
The expected time of arrival was 17 hours and 30 minutes.
So I think we'll get there a little too soon.
Looking at this and making various adjustments is a little complicated.
If you really want to take a break, you'll take a break.
If you think you're in a bad mood, you'll be in a bad mood.
The average distance is 523km.
We've arrived in Nagoya.
The airport is a bus from here.
I'm taking the Shinkansen to Hiroshima, so I'm saying goodbye here.
Are you alone?
Be careful.
We're supposed to meet at the same time, so I'll go to Hiroshima for now.
I'm going. See you.
See you.
I'm taking the Shinkansen.
There's plenty of room here.
If you're going to eat, you might be here.
As much as possible.
Why?
I'm hungry.
I'm in a good mood and said goodbye.
I have about 20 minutes left, so I'm going to eat as much as I can.
It's lined up.
It's all lined up.
It looks delicious.
I'll eat at Kiosk.
I'll take the Shinkansen.
See you.
Bye bye.
I'm at the Shinkansen home.
The train will arrive in about 10 minutes.
Huh?
There are people who have seen it before.
If you wear such a flashy down jacket, you will be found by others, so please be careful.
Isn't it too conspicuous?
It's only eight minutes until the train, but this is the only place.
Speed ​​up challenge!
Ready, set, go!
Oh no, I'm late!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for not having enough time!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh no!
I made it!
I somehow made it in time.
It was dangerous.
It's about four hours.
So let's take it easy and go to Hiroshima.
I officially missed the bus time, so I'd like to take a taxi to the airport.
I'll get there at 12:25.
I arrived at Kenya Nagoya Airport.
It's about 12:53 now.
The flight is at 16:30.
I have to wait for three and a half hours.
But this is the fastest.
The fastest way to use an airplane is to wait for three and a half hours.
So I'd like to wait here.
For now, let's eat!
Let's eat!
4 hours later...
It's been about four hours since I left.
Where am I now?
I'm at Katsuo's.
I'm back!
No, this isn't Katsuo's.
I'm sorry about Katsuo's but it's a service area that's not a big deal.
I drove pretty safely because I put the camera up today.
The arrival expected time hasn't gone wrong.
I think it's about 7 minutes later than that.
I took a break for about 10 minutes in Katsuo.
It was a long journey.
I'd like to pay and go to this service area.
I will definitely pay with a Tokai On-Air card.
It will be Hiroshima soon.
And when I get to the station, the biggest question is the bus transfer.
I have only seven minutes, and I have to do it on a bus I don't know at the station I don't know.
I'm so bored that I even drank two bottles of sake.
I'm usually in a good mood and drunk, so I'm a little worried about whether I can hurry or not.
Well, if I fail to transfer, I'd like to do my best with the feeling that I should eat oysters.
14 hours and 48 minutes!
Arrived at Hiroshima Station!
Run!
It's a long way, bus!
This is nostalgic.
500 series.
Is it time to do it?
Now, I'm out of the exit.
Bus, ah, route bus!
Let's get off for now.
There are a lot of buses.
Is it okay to go to Otabisi here?
I got on!
Wow!
Pretty good bus.
It's like a school trip, so I'll take the back seat.
14 hours and 55 minutes!
I'd like to go to Otabisi Station by bus for three hours from here.
Otabisi Station
Now, I can finally get on the plane you're looking for!
I'll be back!
16 hours and 46 minutes!
I entered Shimane Prefecture!
But it seems that it is 88km from here to the end, and depending on the navigation, it will take about one hour and 20 minutes.
Before my pee leaks out, I managed to reach the service area.
It's Shinjiko Service Area!
Get on the Evo!
The destination is around here, so there is probably only a little more of the highway.
Shimane Enmusubi Airport.
I came again.
There is something and a circle in Shimane.
It's a very long flight time.
It's an hour, isn't it?
I was by the window, so I looked at the scenery outside the window.
While listening to music, I imagined a scene where the main character, who is often in movies, travels.
I got there in an instant.
Oh, I can already get in the taxi.
Is it too early already?
No, but I have to go at the fastest speed, so I'll get on this.
I got in the taxi at 17:39.
No, it's early.
I remember rolling a little too much.
The bus arrived at the destination.
And I was careless, but there is only three minutes to change here.
This time, I got on the train from the bus, and even if I got on the train, I was already at the goal.
I think it's easy to change in three minutes.
Izumo City. Izumo City Station.
Izumo City Station.
Wanwan.
What is this? Is this already included?
There is no ticket.
Is it the same as Suzuka in Kitano?
What should I do?
Do you say it when you get off?
It's over there.
Oh, the train is here.
It was pretty close.
If you get on this, you should be at your destination in 20 minutes.
I'm here!
This is Oda Station!
It's dark!
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
No way! Really? Huh?
You're kidding me, right?
I don't know yet. There's a possibility that it's a blue-haired guy in a yellow down jacket.
Huh?
I'm here!
I knew it!
Wow!
By the way, when I came out and turned around, a taxi came here.
What?
The train arrived in 24 minutes, so I stood here for about 25 minutes.
So far, it's been amazing.
What is it?
A car hasn't arrived yet.
There is a bug glasses waiting room, so let's wait here.
It sounded like a car just now, didn't it?
You're right.
It sounded like a Lexus Suikun.
Is it just a Suikun?
Wow!
Isn't it the Suikun we saw just now?
It's the Suikun we saw just now!
Listen to this sound!
It's a Suikun!
A bug glasses have arrived!
It's a Suikun!
Yeah!
I did it!
So, in 56 minutes, we arrived at Donpisha in 25 minutes.
So, in 31 minutes, we arrived at Donpisha in 31 minutes.
I see.
I think it's okay.
You two were in Donpisha.
We were really in Donpisha.
Can you turn the camera to the ground?
What?
I'm sorry!
I didn't do that much.
Tetsuya-kun.
Yes, what is it?
Actually...
What?
I think we arrived at Donpisha the earliest today.
What? How come?
Wow! We arrived at Donpisha!
This is it!
It's 18:19!
It's written in a old-fashioned font called "donpisha".
It seems like we haven't arrived at Donpisha yet.
I think I'm the first one to arrive.
I'm Mushimegan.
I'm turning the camera in a hurry.
I arrived at Odashi station.
It was Oda station.
I was surprised.
I was wrong.
This is the destination.
It's 19 kilometers away from here.
I'd like to go there by super express 180 kilometers.
I think the two of you have already arrived.
Odashi station is that, isn't it?
You arrived by bus and got on the train when you arrived at Odashi station, didn't you?
That's right.
What are you doing?
You must have been surprised.
I don't want to lose.
Let's win at this time.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
That's all.
That's a long way.
That's amazing.
You came out like this.
Actually, I was the first one to arrive.
I was wrong about my destination.
I lost about 15 minutes and spent about 20 minutes to get to the right destination.
Our mistake was 32 minutes.
I didn't think it was that different from going all the way to Shimane.
What would it be like if I hadn't made a mistake?
I think it's a pretty good score.
I hope you two get home safely.
He's the kind of guy who shakes things up.
Not like this.
It's 11:02 already!
I came here at 5:59 and 55 seconds.
I'm sorry I'm late! Let's go!
That's what I thought when I came here.
But that's not it!
Overseas soccer is a human rights issue today, right?
It's not a prank, is it?
What? A prank?
I'll be there soon.
Oh, thank you!
Don't you have time?
Where are you going?
Taxi.
Did you call it?
I did.
No, I didn't call it.
This is bad.
I'll call it.
Maybe.
Maybe!
Good morning!
Ryo!
Yes?
I can't get on the train.
No way!
This is bad!
What do you mean?
It starts at 6 o'clock.
Isn't it 6:16?
It's 6 o'clock.
Let's go!
This is bad!
Let's go!
This is really bad!
I'm sorry!
It's okay!
Let's go!
This is bad!
I barely got on the train.
Oh, my legs!
The taxi driver said, "We don't need you anymore," and got off the train.
It's okay.
I managed to get on the train.
For now, I'll start as planned.
Okay.
I'll see you in Myoko Plateau.
It started at 6:10.
I'm a little late.
I'm sorry for the noise.
I'm Ryo.
I think I barely got on the train.
I barely got on the train.
It's been 10 minutes.
I'll be careful.
The current time is 7 o'clock in the morning. I just arrived at Kenya Nagoya Airport. I've already checked in, so I'd like to check my luggage and get on board. I'm going to Niigata.
It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
But I haven't spoken and I haven't taken a break.
I've been talking to Takeshi for a long time.
The French representative is strong.
He's really strong.
I think he's going to win.
I think he's going to win, but I think he's going to win.
I want Messi to win.
It's 7 o'clock in the morning and I'm going to play soccer.
It's too busy and I don't remember.
I don't think I've seen Zenry or anything like that.
I'm probably anxious, but it's okay.
I'll be there on time.
You guys should drive safely, too.
It's 8 o'clock and 40 minutes. I'm in Midoriko parking area.
And this is sansai soba.
It's not sansai soba. It's not sansai at all.
It's sansoku soba.
I'll take a little break and eat soba.
I think I'll eat it all at once after it's warmed up.
It's going well.
I think me and Toshimitsu on the train will have a good time.
It's up to you.
Thank you for the meal.
I arrived at Niigata Airport at 9 o'clock and 10 minutes.
I'd like to go to Myoko Highland Station from here.
It's very cold.
It's also important to negotiate with the taxi driver if you can go to Myoko Highland Station.
I'd like to ask you right away.
Excuse me, I'd like to go to Myoko Highland Station.
Can you take me there?
Can you go there directly?
Is it okay?
Please.
It's 5 o'clock.
I arrived at Nagama station.
I will get on the train in 10 minutes.
I will stay in the train for an hour and go home.
I will arrive in an hour.
It's early.
It wasn't snowy than I thought.
Is there snow in Niigata?
I have an hour left.
Where are you now?
It says "North Shinano Line 10:16, Naegoe Kogen Point Bar Prize" here.
I like this train very much.
It says "Naegyo Plateau" here.
It's a very luxurious train.
It's the best.
It's good.
I don't have many opportunities to get on a train like this, so I'm excited.
Let's get off.
That's Myoko, isn't it?
And this is the parking area of Obutei.
I wanted to go to the bathroom after drinking coffee, so I'm taking a little break.
It's 9:40.
It's a peaceful plan.
It's just fun.
I feel like I want to go on a trip like this.
I would like to drive safely until the end.
Arrived at Myokoh Plateau!
Well, I've arrived at Myokoh Plateau.
Thank you, stranger.
Well, it's 10:59 now.
Well, it's 11 o'clock now.
It's been ten years since I came to Myokoh Plateau.
It's been ten years since I came to snog with Ryo- san on a double date.
The ticket is from the production site.
It's too local.
Thank you very much.
What!?
Hey!
There you are!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's still early, isn't it?
Well, it was pretty early.
It was pretty early.
It was early.
It wasn't even frozen and the road was empty.
It wasn't snowy at all.
It wasn't snowier than I thought.
It wasn't snowy at all.
So, I should have come a little closer to the airport.
You're right.
Yumemaru hasn't arrived yet.
Calculatively, it's about time.
You didn't make any mistakes, did you?
No, I didn't.
I want to get on the plane.
It was amazing.
But, really, it's okay for me to jump off.
What do you mean, "it's okay for you"?
Peipei was the fastest.
No, Genki was the worst at throwing.
You're right.
I think Yumemaru is better at flying than me.
You're right.
Let's go.
It's 11 o'clock now.
Yes.
It's 11 o'clock and a half.
It's been 30 minutes.
I see.
That's why it's been 30 minutes.
Yes, because I'm in front of you.
It's suspicious.
It's suspicious for you, isn't it?
It's impossible.
Oh, there he is!
It's Yumemaru!
He's here!
What's the weather like?
The weather? It's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot!
It's 11 o'clock!
It's so far away!
I see. I see.
It was so far away!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now...
Shall we announce it?
Let's announce it!
The one who was in front of me was...
Toshimitsu.
That's right!
You're right!
Yeah, I arrived on time.
Because it's a train.
11 o'clock.
Yes, I arrived just in time.
Before that, I arrived.
Yes.
The time I arrived here...
It's 10...
22!
That's the worst!
Looks like nobody's here.
I guess I'm first.
Arrival!
Ryoko Kougen Station.
Current time...
10:22!
Let's wait!
You're fast!
Now...
What's going on in the other team?
How is it?
Do you have a studio?
Yes!
That's about it.
Yes!
We didn't do anything stupid.
It was amazing.
We found a good place.
But it's small.
Our...
Time!
One hour and nine minutes!
What's going on?
You're slow!
That's the thing.
We took a lot of time from Niigata...
And from Okazaki...
We took a lot of time.
I see.
We took a lot of time.
Taxis are slow.
Or rush hours.
We should have stayed in Niigata.
Yes, we should.
From Niigata Airport...
To Ryoko Kougen...
We took a taxi.
We paid 60,000 yen for the taxi.
After that, me and Shibayu...
We were planning to go back the next day.
But we had to go back immediately.
We stayed there for only a few minutes.
We arrived there...
At six thirty or four in the morning.
Of course, we didn't have a plane to go back.
We had no choice but to stay overnight on the island.
But everyone was like, "Should we go back?"
Should we go back?
I went back in seven hours.
That's right.
The car was crazy.
We arrived there in the middle of the night.
Did you two get in there?
No, we didn't.
Why?
I don't know if I should say this...
But there was a power taxi.
There was a power taxi?
We called a taxi at the station.
It was a normal taxi.
We called a normal taxi and went to Okayama.
We drove for about three hours.
It was a power taxi, wasn't it?
Was it a super taxi?
Okayama power taxi?
It was Okayama's power taxi.
I think it was 70,000 yen.
What?
That's too much.
Isn't it too much?
We got on the Shinkansen from there.
It's faster for you to go home by yourself.
If you want to go home alone, you can't go there.
You can go anywhere you want.
But the Shinkansen only goes to Osaka from Okayama.
We didn't know what to do from Osaka.
Shibai will go to Shizuoka the next day, right?
That's right.
I'll go with you.
So you don't have to take the Shinkansen in the morning.
You can go to Shibai in Osaka.
I had to be in Kasaki at eight in the morning.
I called you because I didn't know what to do.
I bumped into Mr. Takeuchi power taxi.
What?
Mr. Takeuchi power taxi came to pick me up in Shin-Osaka.
Mr. Takeuchi power taxi?
Yes.
How much was the taxi fare?
It depends on how much you eat.
We had to go home early.
We were tired physically.
We were exhausted.
We looked for a okonomiyaki restaurant that was open until midnight.
We spent about two hours there.
We spent a lot of energy.
I'm glad we won.
It was nice to go back and forth.
I agree.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you satisfied with this?
Yes.
We decided to go to Oda station in Shimane prefecture from Okazaki.
It's a current location.
It's not Oda station.
We decided to meet Mr. Takeuchi power taxi at Oda station.
It's a waste of time!
Ha ha ha!